"I never wanted you to see me like that."
"See you like what?"
"A monster. I despise my true form."
She shook her head at him as he put his arms around her waist. "I can't imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way."
"Papa Smurf?" He made a sound of ultimate suffering and scowled at her. "I don't look like Papa Smurf."
"No, baby," she said in a feigned patronizing tone as she playfully patted his cheek, "you don't at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better?"
(Acheron, Sherrilyn Kenyon)
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